Thursday, July 31

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From an email from [It's safe for work if your job is testing vibrators, or, if you don't mind being, you know, fired.]

Actual Laws Banning Sexual Activity in America

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, OR to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connersville WI, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, PA, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


  1. Numbers 6, 7, 8, and 10 have to have a fascinating story behind them!

  2. I am guilty of at least one of these offenses, and no, I won't tell you which one it is.

  3. Anonymous9:24 PM

    Well, all I can say is,
    Thank GOD we live in Washington State.

    I'd hate to think of Himself shooting off that BB gun... well... during... you know.

  4. What? Nothing from Alabama concerning rubber diving suits and dildos up you arse?

  5. i'm gonna just collapse in a giggle fit here!

  6. then again, we have a law on the books here that states you have to stop your car every mile and shoot off a flare!

    just heard that one this morning on the early news.

    i'm afraid to look up pa's sex laws after hearing that one!

  7. I wonder if #10 came about before or after the guy had sex with a horse down at the ranch in Enumclaw, and had his colon perforated...? Till that event that place was kind of THE destination for the international sex-with-animals-jet-setters.

  8. I'd love to know if and how they actually enforce these inane laws. Government spy satellites that can penetrate through walls??

  9. As for number 8, are porcupines the only animal it illegal to have sex with in Florida?

  10. So if you live in Seattle and your honey says "we need to put Fifi on a diet, she's over 40 lbs now" you should worry?


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