I don't pretend to be great at Photoshop. But I can do better than this. Who is this "Hamish" photoshopper guy, anyway? Is he 20? Did he get paid for that? Not one filter or hue adjustment on the whole portfolio?
Here. Just in my spare time. Not my best work, but....
And it actually looks like it could be Al Franken's body, if he worked out. Remember Hamish, panties, even man panties, are only really funny if no one is wearing them. Filters are your friend. And if all else fails, desaturate.
Finally about the crotch bulges you used with the McCain and Boehner photos: the ick factor laugh is one of embarrassment, not delight.