Because when you can sell to American children, miniature PIGS that say "let's go shopping" and ride around in a made-in-China plastic limousine...
Well, there is just nothing left to say. Except I'm expecting Glenn Beck to expose Rand Paul as a SECRET COMMUNIST any day now.
Please pass the Commie, I mean, Kentucky, Fried Chicken.
PS. The teacup piggie commercial above? Spot the difference: