Because when you can sell to American children, miniature PIGS that say "let's go shopping" and ride around in a made-in-China plastic limousine...
Well, there is just nothing left to say. Except I'm expecting Glenn Beck to expose Rand Paul as a SECRET COMMUNIST any day now.
Please pass the Commie, I mean, Kentucky, Fried Chicken.
PS. The teacup piggie commercial above? Spot the difference:
a pile of expensive junk under a fake tree = Christmas ..each year we ask, "is it possible for our culture to get more disgusting?" and the answer is always Yes Yes a thousand times Yes. (each sold separately)
ReplyDeleteHuzzah! The secret life of corporate pigs is now beings sold to your kids; I'd say irony has reached a new high.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love what you've done with the place, BG! those stripes are delicious.
When you said, "pig," well, that did it for me.
ReplyDeleteWoooweeeeeeee!
No irony (left) here.
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P.S. I thought "they" were trying to get rid of the stripes.
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I want to put up a nativity scene where I replace the black king with Santa and have Santa bring the baby Jesus an Xbox 360 and "Call of Duty: Black Ops."
ReplyDeleteWhy would I eat such counterrevolutionary fried fowl when there's a MarxDonald's on the next corner, comrade?
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Behold the most fascist piece of artwork in America:
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