An early Easter gift from GOP Chairman Michael Steele

But of course, Steele himself is just the gift that keeps on giving.

The GOP 2009 "membership survey," yeah, (h/t to the lovely LitBrit, who unless she's blogging elsewhere, needs to blog here more, just saying) has enough to keep bloggers busy all the live-long week, even if we weren't composing blog against theocracy masterpieces.

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What technology would you like to see the RNC make better use of to grow our Party? Check all that apply.

( ) More Aggressive E-mail Campaigns
( ) More Aggressive Text Messages
( ) More Aggressive use of Twitter

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A recent national poll reported that nearly 25% of Americans want the government to pass more socialism. Do you agree or disagree?


I would really love it if the GOP decided to use text messaging and Twitter to expand their message of more tax cuts for the rich, psycho-paranoia about North Korea and Messicans, and hatred of The Gay.

Thanks for the flowers, Michael, I'll put the detachable white plastic made-in-China Jesus statue smack in the middle of my front yard.

Dick Armey, Love Muffin

Love to the beautiful people coming here from The Washington Post.


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OMG! Congressman, you are the biggest sexist prick I've ever seen on television! What a distinction!

"Debating" economic policy and stimulus spending with Joan Walsh, and you just whip it out, don'cha, big boy?

"I'm so glad that you could never be my wife because I surely wouldn't have to listen to that prattle from you every day."

WHAT a sweetheart! It's funny, Dick, how your wiki page already has that quote on it, but doesn't mention whether you've gotten laid since you wrote that highly successful Contract with America fifteen years ago.

Can Newt Gingrich still line you up with some female "stimulus"? Just asking. Bet you are too!

And who, who, who could have predicted that Chris Matthews would let you get away with that amazing prickitude?

Well, everybody, that's who.