Wednesday, May 7

No, seriously, I still think I can win this thing.

I mean, seriously. John Amato at Crooks and Liars (no need to thank me for the link, JA) is a great candidate, and yes, he certainly CAN beat Malkin in November. But I can do it better. You just have to look carefully at the numbers, and make sure to count absolutely everyone coming here just searching for panties and leaving after less than five seconds. A hit is a hit. My opponent just can't match me for porn searchers, who, I've long believed, deserve to have their voices heard.

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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:58 PM

    Well maybe if you could loan your campaign $10 plus million and find some juicy religious/call girl dirt on John, you might have a slim chance!

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  2. BAC8:36 AM

    Well I have faith in you BG ... after all, to accomplish anything in life all you have to do is have faith and believe in yourself. And it's good role modeling for your children.


    BAC

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  3. Comet Rider10:18 AM

    "A hit is a hit."

    Quite so.

    And notice, your hitcounter has six digits. His has nine. Viewed in that way, he's only three ahead of you.

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  4. Fran / Blue Gal11:20 AM

    There are no dead girls or live boys in John Amato's past...as far as I know.

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  5. Dean Wormer2:55 PM

    Bah. Statcounter also looks at IP hits rather than page views.

    What you need to do is squint real hard and cock your head when you look at the numbers and you come out ahead.

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  6. Batocchio5:13 PM

    I like Comet Rider's math.

    And with Lukasiak in your corner, how could you possibly lose?

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