I don't always post about Rush Limbaugh, but when I do...

...and he's talking in specific, measurable terms about US penises getting smaller, I just figure he oughtta know.

The obligatory Lindsay Lohan post

Even Wapo does not report whether the infamous prison poncho is a Mexican poncho or a Sears poncho, but I think Frank Zappa was thinking about someone very much like Lindsay when he wrote that song.