Being All Ladylike With Todd Akin

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I don't always post about Rush Limbaugh, but when I do...

...and he's talking in specific, measurable terms about US penises getting smaller, I just figure he oughtta know.

A NSFW Memo to the Kansas Election People

It's the Night We've ALL Been Waiting For!

And no, I don't mean Mitt Romney night (who invited him?) but REAGAN TRIBUTE NIGHT at the RNC!!! Featuring Newt and Callista Gingrich! Yay!  Click images for larger:

take a drink every time Newt mentions a product sold by Gingrich Enterprises!

I feel sorry for Marcus Bachmann: He had such plans.

"If You Give A Girl A Paycheck" RNC Satire

Based on "If you Give a Mouse a Cookie."

No WONDER the GOP doesn't want NASA funding!

A serious message for Rush Limbaugh

So Pro-Flowers kinda sorta relents, and "suspends" advertising on your show.  And it's been just one abandonment after another from advertisers who were only too happy to take your listeners' business for years until YOU made that bad for business.

Your next victim should be Congressman Darryl Issa.  If it weren't for his politically motivated disgrace of an "oversight" committee and his ham-handed "boys only, and choir boys only at that" hearing on contraception, Sandra Fluke could have been just one "side" in the media's constant pursuit of "balance."  Instead your treatment of her became the story, and you had no idea what Twitter could do.  We've had practice with Komen and Virginia transvaginal ultrasounds etc. etc. etc.   And your so-called apology does not mean we win.  It means we've just begun, and it is so not over with you and your brand of conmmentary.

But here is a serious message for you, the Breitbarting heirs of Andrew's Empire, and any other flying monkeys trolling and bullying the internet for the thrill of making a liberal mad.  We don't care.  This is not about beating you.   This is about building a community and a society where YOUR behavior is not morally acceptable.

It is not acceptable to bully a witness to a congressional hearing or caucus.  Really, what is the penalty for that in Federal Law?

It is not acceptable to get intoxicated in public and yell, to everyone's incomprehension, "stop raping people" at young women Occupy protesters in a public plaza.  You're dead now, Andrew, but you shamed your children then and that was less than a month ago.

And it is not acceptable to edit film and facts to fit your political agenda.  It is not acceptable to use lies and bullying to destroy the reputations and careers of those who are empowering those less powerful than you.  And if that is your legacy, you are to be pitied and then forgotten.

We don't care about beating you in the grand scheme of things, because you, Rush Limbaugh, (and the late Breitbarter, rest in peace and insignificance) are not in the grand scheme of things.  You are small.  The future is big.

And the label on this post?  Whattsa matter, I was ONLY KIDDING!  It's a joke!  Honestly, liberals have NO sense of humor.