If I worked for Hillary Clinton 2016, I would force her to spend the next six months in Berlin rather than Iowa. I make fun of Angela Merkel, but she's in charge without going all boomer royalty every six minutes.
I have a longer post in my head of advice for Hillary. Maybe later.
And no, I don't mean Mitt Romney night (who invited him?) but REAGAN TRIBUTE NIGHT at the RNC!!! Featuring Newt and Callista Gingrich! Yay! Click images for larger:
take a drink every time Newt mentions a product sold by Gingrich Enterprises!
I feel sorry for Marcus Bachmann: He had such plans.