Hey Reince Priebus! How you gonna keep Orly down on the farm now?
Seriously, the State of Hawaii should sue in Federal Court any other state that calls their birth certificate sovereignty into question. STATES RIGHTS! (I'm lookin' at you, Arizona)
And now the totally logical response to the Arizona shenanigans from some Yippees is to start a petition to get the Secretary of State to PROVE that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn. But that site's photoshop is kinda basic. Here ya go: