The Onion gets a little naughty this week. Probably read Blue Gal's previous post and decided to up their traffic, too. Too bad those kind of surfers would have a hard time spelling the v word.
Blue Gal's been listening to internet radio today: The Egg. Jury still out.
Her blog has a regular reader in...gasp, Dallas, Texas. J.R.? Poppa Bush? Some spy? Make yourself known, Dallas! We don't trust Texans round here, 'less yer a transplant like Blue Gal.
Of course one Texan we can never trust. I hate to say it folks, but it's 1969 again. Time to stand up and OPPOSE THIS WAR.
Thank you, Martian Anthropologist. Couldn't have said it better.