Sunday, December 13
Nice try, Green Balloon Rapist,
but ultimately, it's a mug shot FAIL.
You gotta learn from the money laundering hammer, my friend: darker suit, chin up, borrow a comb.
And really, the word "green" in your safe-phrase? But then again, isn't it your political party that pasted "clear skies" onto your air polluter initiative? "USA Patriot" in your wiretap American citizens without a warrant initiative?
The family values party that repeatedly keeps sexual diaper deviants (Vitter), closeted gays (Craig), adulterers (Sanford) and adulterers with office staff (Ensign), on the taxpayer's payroll?
Really, if you'd combed your hair, they might have scheduled your gig on Dancing with the Stars by now. But hey, if you can talk a good three minutes in a row about Iowa caucus numbers and make it look like Palin's a shoe-in, you can spend your parole as a regular on Hardball.
IOKTBAARIYAR: It's okay to be an alleged rapist if you're a Republican.
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