Thursday, September 15

An important safety tip from Blue Gal

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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE OR OTHER HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE LISTENING TO NPR COVERAGE OF THE JOHN ROBERTS CONFIRMATION HEARINGS. Severe drowsiness may result.

As Jon Stewart (deity) says, "The Senators likee the blah, blah, blah."

With apologies to the more foaming at the mouth leftie bloggers out there, Blue Gal can't find a reason to vote against John Roberts. That's the problem. But Mr. Roberts can be a semi-finalist in the Blue Gal "intelligence is an aphrodisiac" awards show, his I/A score is a solid 7 on a scale of ten, points off for the helmet hair-do.

Blue Gal need not mention that the leader of the free world can't go potty without permission. Blue Gal can't figure Dubya out: hasn't he been pissing on the UN out in the open for about five and a half years?

Dear Foaming At The Mouth Leftie Bloggers--Nina Totenberg (goddess) is right: The repeal of Roe is the best thing that could happen to the left since Vietnam. Only the return of the draft would radicalize middle America more. And it ain't gonna happen, cause then every Senator on that panel and Roberts his own damn self, would hafta send his daughter, er, okay, GRANDdaughter, to Norway if she forgot to take her pill.

By the way, Blue Gal's "don't sugarcoat it" award for today goes to Neil the Monster for his lovely tome, "Now Resign, You Incompetent Bastard."

2 comments:

  1. Now that another flaming liberal has 'fessed up, I'm also willing to admit that I am fine with John Roberts as a Supreme Court Justice (although I'd prefer someone with more experience as a Chief Justice).

    Thanks for the one-woman support group.

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  2. Babe, I'm so sorry it's taken me a little while to get to you - Sprog Minimum has taken up tons of time recently.

    Thanks so much for the link and the kind comments!

    Neil the Monster

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