Sunday, March 19

So you loved the Bjork Oscar dress, huh?

Oh, go knit the matching purse. I'll wait.

Captain Dyke
gave me a Blue Angelina for my blog. Well, Captain Dyke's not really a Captain, ya know. She's a goddess.

This is good, 'cause I really look more like Angelina than that blonde wench I had up there before. You're gonna think that's terribly vain, comparing myself with Angelina (hottest soul mama on the planet), but you won't when I tell you what happened when I bumped into Brad Pitt the other day at Chick-fil-a. He looked down at me and said "God Angie, howdya get so fat so fast?"

"It's that Bridget Jones milkshake diet darling. I'm bulking out for Raging Bull II." Then I kicked him in the balls. Hard. It was a good day.

BTW I love the blogger who called Lucky Charms the official cereal of spring break. I've got Trix all over my floor, and that's not a sex blog thang.

By the way of proving my feminista credentials, I hereby dub my husband Mr. Blue Gal. He shall be so named in this blog from now on. Mr. Blue Gal is on his way to Italy to fulfill a lifelong dream of seeing La Scala. My present is, I don't have to go. Trans-Atlantic travel totally wipes me out.

This week in Blue Gal: the Alabama angle on panties, or lack thereof (you're gonna love it).

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Made you laugh! click it to order one.

6 comments:

  1. (1) Love the Angelina;
    (2) Love the button;
    (3) Love the link you sent -- and I blogwhored it over at my place. Come see.

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  2. What a great button.

    Angelina does nothing for me. Oh. I've asked her... :>/

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  3. "Mr. Blue Gal is on his way to Italy to fulfill a lifelong dream of seeing La Scala.
    My present is, I don't have to go."

    So, is Mr. Blue Gal going to attend a performance? What's he going to see?

    Love the button about God, and the commando gubernatorial candidate post.
    My first visit here. Bookmarked for the future.

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  4. Thanks for visiting Christopher. Admire your work (Christopher works for ActBlue, folks). Yeah, Mr. Blue Gal will see two performances, one "modern" and one not. For the not I think it's Lucia di Lammermoor. He is quite old, er, I mean, old fashioned, does not like supertitles and is hoping if there are any they are in Italian so he does not have to read them.

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  5. You look absolutely fabulous, darlink! What a beautiful baby we've made...

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  6. anyone who kicks balls is on my side LOL ... ya man i totally love bjorks dress .. i have no idea why people dont dig her ... she is so brilliant - we must be buddies now

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