In nearby Burleson, two undercover officers were pulled off the drug taskforce to manage a "sting" operation on a woman (a member of the local Chamber of Commerce, no less) for selling what we euphemistically refer to as "marital aids" out of her home, primarily to middle-aged married women at Tupperware-like parties. My home county was vilified nation-wide until the case was finally dismissed on the eve of trial. In Texas, it seems, you can have up to two "marital aids" but for "medicial purposes only." More than two constitutes possession with intent to distribute, unless you label them "cake toppers" (and no, I am not making this shit up).
Troy King is the personification of a good southern phrase--pissant.
ReplyDeleteHere's the definition for those not in the know.
1. Slang: Vulgar. a person or thing of no value or consequence; a despicable person or thing.
I should be at salon tonight.
I can't wait to read that post.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are certainly welcome regarding the Post Card. The gallery should have images of the show up soon.
just so over the edge.
ReplyDeletei loved the blow up piggy gift. just THE perfect thing.
Gonna try to make Salon tonight! Damn Pacific Coast Time! ;-)
ReplyDeleteIn nearby Burleson, two undercover officers were pulled off the drug taskforce to manage a "sting" operation on a woman (a member of the local Chamber of Commerce, no less) for selling what we euphemistically refer to as "marital aids" out of her home, primarily to middle-aged married women at Tupperware-like parties. My home county was vilified nation-wide until the case was finally dismissed on the eve of trial. In Texas, it seems, you can have up to two "marital aids" but for "medicial purposes only." More than two constitutes possession with intent to distribute, unless you label them "cake toppers" (and no, I am not making this shit up).
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