Wednesday, November 28

My GOP YouTube Debate Questions



For each of the GOP Candidates: Explain to me your stand that Rudolph Giuliani's transvestitism does not cause global warming.

Mr. Tancredo: Scale of one to ten:

How white, er, I mean, Christian should one be before they are allowed to be American?

And which would you naturalize first, a Anglican bishop who happens to be African, and yes not "South African," if you know what I mean, but (to his credit?) is a complete homophobe...

...or a Norwegian (and probably blonde) Lutheran Priest who is a flaming homosexual?

Mr. Huckabee: If baby Jebus told you to get fat again, would you do it?

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6 comments:

  1. Now that's the comic genius that makes us all have girl crushes on you, Blue Gal.

    Fab!

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  2. That's just crazy! Rudolph Giuliani's transvestitism could not possibly have caused global warming. He is just not that hot. He's not even lukewarm.

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  3. Dr. Z, LOL!!

    Deep questions, 'Gal. Almost makes me wish waterboarding were legal...

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  4. Explain to me your stand that Rudolph Giuliani's transvestitism does not cause global warming.

    I thought it was pirates?

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  5. It would be awesome if Huckabee was scarfing a box of fudge-covered Oreos and telling everyone Jesus told him to do it.

    I would ask Rudy if his politics and fashion sense were inspired by J. Edgar Hoover.

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  6. Wow, I wish you'd been the moderator.

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I really look forward to hearing what you have to say. I do moderate comments, but non-spam comments will take less than 24 hours to appear... Thanks!