Wednesday, November 28
My GOP YouTube Debate Questions
For each of the GOP Candidates: Explain to me your stand that Rudolph Giuliani's transvestitism does not cause global warming.
Mr. Tancredo: Scale of one to ten:
How white, er, I mean, Christian should one be before they are allowed to be American?
And which would you naturalize first, a Anglican bishop who happens to be African, and yes not "South African," if you know what I mean, but (to his credit?) is a complete homophobe...
...or a Norwegian (and probably blonde) Lutheran Priest who is a flaming homosexual?
Mr. Huckabee: If baby Jebus told you to get fat again, would you do it?
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