Tuesday, April 1
In my volumnuous spare time...
This is your brain on knitting. In knitting. Anatomically correct, bitchez. From The Museum of Scientifically Accurate Fabric Brain Art. Not making that up. Thanks Sandy for the image xo.
So this spring I'll be...
felting my own dryer lint(1),
spinning pill bottle cotton into yarn(2), and
crocheting plastic grocery bags into totes(3).
(1) Oh, you actually have to do laundry to make that. Nevermind.
(2) I'm waiting to die before I spin. Seriously.
(3) Actually the totes look pretty useful, especially for kids' wet swimsuits in the summertime. But then again, I usually just use a grocery bag for that without all that crocheting...voila look at the time I saved!
I noticed the babes at FireDogLake are pursuing a "Knitting Liberally" thing and I'm in...as long as I can simultaneously drink wine and I don't have to make anything cute or for charity. That sounds bitchy but my knitting time is way too precious for cute or charity.
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