Former Florida Representative and White House "Love Monkey" Katherine Harris remains on cordial terms with the president, despite his allegatitions that she was too "clingy," and that he needed more "space" for "personal growth." After recently losing her bid to unseat Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson, Harris has bounced back in her new job as an Amway Distributor.
Actually her most recent accomplishment was being named the citizen of the year Tuesday night at the Longboat Key, Florida, Kiwanis Club dinner. I am not making that up.
That's hilarious! That's like back in December when Philadelphia's Union League gave Rumsfeld a gold medal. The only thing that you have to do to win an award nowadays is create a war on false pretenses or throw an election!
Former Florida Representative and White House "Love Monkey" Katherine Harris remains on cordial terms with the president, despite his allegatitions that she was too "clingy," and that he needed more "space" for "personal growth." After recently losing her bid to unseat Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson, Harris has bounced back in her new job as an Amway Distributor.
ReplyDeleteActually her most recent accomplishment was being named the citizen of the year Tuesday night at the Longboat Key, Florida, Kiwanis Club dinner. I am not making that up.
ReplyDeleteThat image, and your 666th post, richly deserves an evil laugh.
ReplyDeleteBwahaahahahahaha!
That's hilarious! That's like back in December when Philadelphia's Union League gave Rumsfeld a gold medal. The only thing that you have to do to win an award nowadays is create a war on false pretenses or throw an election!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she offers discounts or group rates for her old friends?
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Tengrain
According to the latest biblical research, I find that 666 is far to low a number.
ReplyDeleteI mean, honestly, who pays less than $6.66 for anything anymore, much less a gallon of gas?
And weren't there at least 666 votes that would have put the election in Gore's hands?
I love all the stories about her living in her car that's still parking in the House Parking Garage.
ReplyDeleteYou don't suppose she uses those bought and paid for boobs for pillow when she sleeps out there, do you?
Nah, they must be way too hard and uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure I can see the horns poking through her hair. :)
ReplyDeleteKatherine, aka
ReplyDelete"666," go home.
Tested by fire!
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