Sunday, February 4

Intelligence is an aphrodisiac.

smartypants


Which I why I suspect that the new, I'm sorry to say, Democratic, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee isn't getting any.

I mean, he seriously can't tell me what Hezbollah is? Which I found in this open letter.

And the whole Shia/Sunni thing is WAY over his head. Good thing we know who we're fighting over there, so we don't have to fight them, oh NEVERMIND.

I finally figured out why I hate America. It's because WE HAVE OUR COLLECTIVE HEAD UP OUR COLLECTIVE ASS.


(h/t Me Imperturbe)

8 comments:

  1. oh gawdddddd......

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  2. Hey! Who you calling "we"?! :-)

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  3. You put everything in such a negative light. Gosh. Maybe we have our heads up our ass because we're incredibly limber and have small heads and big asses. Did you ever think of it that way?

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  4. dan is so right. You guys never look on the bright side of things, especially in Iraq. You moan and groan about, for instance, four US helicopters being shot down in the last two weeks. Look at the bright side: the Iraqis are learning to aim better!

    Such doom and gloom all the time. Sheesh.

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  5. That left me speechless.

    No wonder the Zionists have been able to pull the wool over the Congress' eyes all these years - if they know no solid facts, they'll believe the best dress PR person.

    Is that how our country takes decisions about other issues, too? Or is it only foreigners being sacrificed on the altar of utter cluelessness?

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  6. Anonymous7:54 AM

    next time your in Seattle stop for lunch at Smarty Pants Cafe in the Georgetown area.

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  7. It was kind of funny (in a dark humor kind of way) back in October when Jeff Stein broke this story about the Republicans. [ 1, 2, 3 ] Now that the Democrats have proven to be equally stupid, it feels like someone has killed Santa Claus.

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