I love Wonkette. Ken Layne is wonderful. But Ken honey, if you're going to do a post on why you did a photoshop of Christine O'Donnell, you need to do more than post her head on the poster and call it a day.
I say this with love. Give her a modest bustline, watch the neck length (she's not Audrey Hepburn) and modify the lighting.
And Wonkette, I'd be happy to be your artist-in-residence for a price.
PS. I don't think whether this candidate is a virgin or not is an issue. Her attempt to convert others, particularly gays, to her bigoted patriarchal vision of sexuality, IS.
Never too mean to give a helpful hint to an up-and-comer. Blessings.
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it's zero about sex and all about control.
ReplyDeleteI love Blue Gal. Fran is wonderful. But Fran honey, if you're going to do a chop of Christine O'Donnell, you need to do more than just show us a little head and call it a day.
ReplyDeleteI say this with love. Lusty, filthy love. Show us her hands— hairy palms and all— touching herself. Wherever. Turn the lights down a little. We're looking for lust; not dust.
And Wonkette, there's thirty or forty of us that'd be happy to be your artists in residence for a price.
(Including that dark black guy. ;›)
Yours is better. That said, how likely is it that Christine doesn't have some skeleton in her closet? I hope someone steps forward soon and there's some nasty fetish involved. Not because I'm concerned that she will win in November. I just want to see the shocked faces.
ReplyDeleteO'Donnell, in her own words
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"NIES: You're going to stop the whole country from having sex?"
"O'DONNELL: Yes."
Her sister's gay, right?
ReplyDeleteJust read it somewhere.
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Blessed are the clean of heart for they shall receive 16.7% of registered Republicans in DE. But check out the totals on the Dem side which are very low.
ReplyDeletehttp://elections.delaware.gov/results/html/election.shtml
Any chance Castle pulls a Lieberman and runs as an independent?
The Mama Grizzlies "Tainted Love" tour rolls on to November. What else can they sell?
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