What's your alternative Donald Rumsfeld book cover?
Just a quick n' dirty to get everyone started. The real one is here. Have fun, photoshop the hell out of it, post it to your blog, let me know in comments. The winner gets a "Vituperative foul-mouthed blogger of the Left" mug from my Cafe Press store.
You've got until this post rolls off the page. I'm the judge and jury. Good luck!