Tuesday, January 3

Don't Anyone Say Newt Gingrich is a "Victim" of Citizens United




As a billion North Koreans go hysterical.

There aren't a billion North Koreans, they aren't hysterical, and "Any ad which quotes what I said is a falsehood."

By the way, on the unlimited funding of Mitt v. Newt, don't let anyone tell you Newt is a "victim" of Citizens United.

Citizens United is a producer of nearly every video Callista puts out.  They PAY her to make "documentaries" like 

TOTALLY NOT A PHOTOSHOP.
So if we go back to the original premise for the Newt Gingrich for President campaign, which is to increase the profile and sale-ability of Callista Gingrich books and videos,  the media assertion that Newt Gingrich is the "first victim" of the Citizens United decision is total bull.   That he can leave the race claiming to be a victim gives him even more of what he wanted, a claim to relevance.  The Citizens United decision just seals the deal on politics as a complete racket.

photo h/t Bildungblog, also totally not a photoshop.

3 comments:

  1. That last photo is SO STEPFORD as to be barely believable.

    But then, that's Newtie & Co. for ya!

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  2. AWWWW DON'T PICK ON NEWT- HE'S BUSY TRAINING POOR KIDS HOW TO CLEAN TOILETS @ SCHOOL & WRITING OUT PINK SLIPS FOR UNION JANITORS.

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  3. Poor Newt. He was Citzens United's sweet heart. He was with her through all of her court troubles -- all the way up to the supreme court. But alas, Citizens United loved America too much and worked too hard to better America, and it fell to temptation, and started seeing a young man with better hair. Poor Newt, he got all dressed up to go to the Iowa prom, only to be ditched. Well, on the brighter side, at least he didn't have cancer when Citizen United cheated on him.

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