Jeff Gannon/Guckert would do it!
Given that it's a Baptist church, perhaps they would only need to catch him having sex standing up -- it looks so much like dancing....
erm... one problem. President Bush is a Republican. Republicans can get bj's, lie cheat and steal, give bj's and basically pillage the nation. What we need to do is switch his party affiliation behind his back and then watch the fur fly!
Does Monica have a sister?
It depends on what your definition of crude is.
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