Because seriously, when I turned on NPR at 8 this morning and the first words outta Nora Raum's** mouth were "Condoleeza Rice" I knew I could turn the radio off with impunity. The rest of the day's decisions should be so easy.
Nora Raum reads news for NPR part-time and is a bankruptcy lawyer the rest of the day. She clearly accomplishes more in a day than the Secretary of State. Just saying.
that man behind me is the bestest president in the whole wide world.
ReplyDeleteJERUSALEM (AP) - Opening an intense round of Mideast shuttle diplomacy, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Sunday played down expectations her mission would finalize preparations for a U.S.-hosted peace conference next month (introducing Dubya as the reason for restrained optimism).
ReplyDelete"In an instant, Condi knew what to buy Chimpy for Christmas: hand warmers and a gift certificate for a manicure."
ReplyDeleteRegards,
Tengrain
Say, Condi, why don't you sing that song you just learned for the folks while I drink this here glass of water.
ReplyDelete'Mmmm, Brown Sugar knows just the right words that git mah portfolio to risin'...'
ReplyDelete"I've got it. Now that I can get rid of this idiot and that Cheney, it can all look so 'accidental'. I've been in the driver's seat all along, anyway."
ReplyDelete*thinks*
ReplyDeleteYou know, she isn't bad lookin' for a Negro.
Ahh...George. Ya know I don't mind it having your hand up there, but please dear, we're in public.
ReplyDelete"What I Need's A Temporary, Temporary Secretary
ReplyDeleteI Need A, I Need A"
From the Washington Post, January 19, 2007:
"Last week, when Mr Bush announced a surge of 21,500 troops to Iraq, he defended his decision to override congressional opposition by invoking his status as commander-in-chief. Pressed by the Senate foreign relations committee about needing congressional review of any military action against Iran, Condoleezza Rice, the secretary of state, also invoked the authority of the executive branch to defend its right to take action."
Cf Pot calls Kettle "Carbon Encrusted"
The cock 'o the walk.
ReplyDeleteAnd the walk.
Brown sugar, why'd you have to taste so good?
ReplyDeleteyou tell 'em sister...
ReplyDelete"Hmm, the right string makes the eyes move. The left string makes the mouth move. Now what does the middle string do again?"
ReplyDeleteor
"A brain, um, a brain... so good with a little tabasco..."
"I see something shiny over there."
ReplyDelete"E.T. Phone Home."
ReplyDeleteor
"Wonder'f she'll notice'f I just slip my pinky in there."
Condi, your shit's drier than a Texas martini in August.
ReplyDeleteI like turtles.
ReplyDeleteRealize the picture is from Sunday..but this picture is too good to pass up - so funny.
ReplyDelete"Dalai Lama this all of you, I just love it when my baby sings me "Chocolate Rain."
" AHHH, Yes husband!
ReplyDeleteRight there.........