Heh! The image reminds me of one of my favorite guilty-pleasure poems: The Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered. Wickedly apt. Enjoy.
I don't know, I have trouble believing anyone really ever wanted to tease his panther without being paid at least $20.00.
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