Monday, April 27

Tacky religion? In FLORIDA? Yer kidding.



Proposed Florida license plate.

Dear Florida Legislature:

Here's the test.

If you can imagine it on Mr. Gibson's car, remember? The car that got pulled over because he was drunk driving and then he yelled antisemitisms at a woman officer?

That means your license plate is not only unconstitutional, it's reeeealy tacky.




I also laugh very hard when Barry Lynn says the original "may" spark a lawsuit.



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11 comments:

  1. Yep, good ol' Florida, my home.

    I thought nothing could beat the "I BELIEVE" plate. Clearly, I was wrong.

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  2. The California version will have a big busty starlet playing Mary slathering him with baby oil.

    Just sayin'.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  3. Hey BG,

    Just something I noticed. The anti-Semitic remarks were made to the arresting officer, a deputy James Mee. The remarks allegedly, but disproven in the police report, made to a female officer were something like sucrose teets. It was an s and t but I can't remember.

    Anyways, thought I'd point it out so no freeper can claim your making false allegations.

    Peace out Sea trout,

    PS: thanks again for blogerrific tips. I've got the inside scoop now on some of my favorite bloggers (skippy, you, Ten, Zaius, etc.)

    Neet-o

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  4. It's not really Florida Jesus without the board shorts and crocs.

    ;>)

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  5. that is so tacky. just tacky on top of everything else.

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  6. "Boy, crucifixion really sucks. Good thing I've got this warm sun shining down!"

    Eric Idle could write a new song about this one.

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  7. For peak homophonic hilarity, bolt one of these onto a Honda Pilot.

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  8. Beyond tacky, even for Florida.

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  9. I wouldn't have a problem with the Jeebus "I'm holier than thou" vanity plate so long as I could get an FSM vanity plate. Or, I could get a Jeebus vanity plate with "ATHEIST" or other similarly offensive/subversive message.

    Fortunately, I don't live in Florida or anywhere near it...

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  10. I don't know. Without a depiction of the spikes driven through his hands and feet - and where's the blood? is that a crown of thorns or a tiara? - it just doesn't have the full panache of a good Catholic object of worship.

    On the other hand, it is good to see Jesus depicted as SO impossibly white, as is - you know - historically accurate.

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