Friday, August 21

Blue Gal attacked? Really?

I didn't feel a thing.

But some commenter over at the big blog doesn't like the photoshops I post for Open Thread. Last night I posted D-Cap's Seven Brides for Seven Birthers, to celebrate Tom Delay's Dancing with the Stars gig.

The commenter ended his tirade with this nugget:

And the best part, a self professed CHRISTIAN continues to post this crap night after night.

I usually don't respond to personal attacks, but I saw this one as a direct swipe at the readership of C&L, so I felt I had to respond:

I wonder with which TV Dancing Celebrity show Jesus would sign a contract. After being indicted for campaign finance fraud.

Anyone who goes after my religion at this site clearly thinks it will help their argument because they perceive C&L commenters to be intolerant towards anyone with Christian leanings. That is not the case.

I'm a dirty hippie mean-photoshopping Quaker, and I've always found lots of support and tolerance at this site and the rest of Left Blogsylvania. I don't ever try to convert anyone because the God I worship loves atheists as much as everyone else. Not to mention those incredibly clever Flying Spaghetti Monster folks. I think God puts them at the front tables of the divine cocktail party because they're so funny and smart.


  1. I'll tell you what the world needs.

    The world needs more self-serious twats policing teh Internets.

    How about a photoshopic hodgepodge made up of liberals, wingnuts, cuddly characters from Saturday morning cartoons, a former Wimbeldon Champ??

    We love ya, Bluegal. Offensive is sexy. Unless it involves odor. Not big on that.

  2. Fantastic reply! Well-worded and -warranted. The more I see the trolls of the right raise their nail-studded clubs in this temporary, ignorant uprising only reinforces that what we're hearing is just louder grunting.

  3. They'll learn not to go after that Christian!

    heh heh

    Keep up the great works, BG.


  4. The man saith:
    "Happy are they who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Happy are you when men shall revile you and persecute you and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in heaven.

  5. This is why we love you.

    Even us non-believers.



  6. Anonymous11:52 PM

    One of the best BG! I have sent this (shotgunned-spammed) to all my friends who care (6+/-). Just wonderful. Thank you!


  7. "...And the bestest best part, a self professed CRITIC continues to stew over this crap night after night."

    Such notions are like music to a photoshop meanie's ears.


  8. love the fsm (flying spaghetti monster) pic. im living in paraguay (a very catholic country) and jokingly told a paraguayan about the fsm. he thought it was hilarious, unlike some humorless christians back in the states.

  9. What a humorless putz! And foaming at the mouth! Oy!

  10. Did you remind the commenter Bush considers himself to be a Christian?

    Explain THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Or would that have been.... Torture???

  11. Rock on with your badass, Jesus-hugging, FSM-lovin' self.

  12. Those trolls! So glad you did a response to that commenter!


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