Tuesday, August 25

Tweak My Resume and Call Me Bull Connor!!!



Lou Dobbs is looking for a Senior Writer? This is an amazing opportunity...to get fired for blogging at work about what an asshole your boss is.

Major hat tip to The Full Ginsburg via Googlechat.

7 comments:

  1. Go for it. Change the subject for Lou. Do us that great favor. Then I might be able to watch a little CNN now and then.

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  2. You're perfect for it--only get rid of the asshat whose name is on the show.

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  3. BG, YOU HAVE TO APPLY!! I'll write you a letter of reference!

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  4. Yeah, but think of all the things you could trick him into reading from his teleprompter.

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  5. Gee, I wonder if "fluent in Spanish" is a requirement. Hahahahahahahaha. Kidding.

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  6. Dayshift pillow fluffer for Arianna has better bennies...Monogrammed dog bowl, and you can blog about it on HuffPo.

    ;>)

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  7. I am here to apply for the position of Señor Writer...

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