Tuesday, January 2

Die-ette.

Hate all the new year's resolutions weight loss mumbo jumbo. It's almost impossible for us liberal women to lose weight! Liberal men are just plain higher in calories. Here's proof:






She can eat all she wants
and never gain an ounce.





Virginity chose her.







and then there's the male side of things...

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Haagen Dazs Vanilla Bean. 290 calories per half cup.

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Banana Cream. 610 calories per 1/6 pie.

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Creme Brulee. 400 calories per half cup (35 fat grams and worth every one).


H/T to Attaturk for the Time/Warner Colbert photo.
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5 comments:

  1. threadingwater6:02 PM

    Stephen PROMISED he wouldn't show that picture to anyone. Puhleeze, I'm begging you, don't send it to GH, not today anyway. It's our eighth wedding anniversary.

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  2. Omnipotent Poobah6:16 PM

    Here's to hoping the Amorexic Annie keeps losing weight until she's so small a strong wind picks her up and deposits here somewhere where she can't stir up trouble.

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  3. Tengrain11:16 PM

    Blue Gal,

    Virginity might have chosen K-Lo, but I suspect K-Lo chose Sarah-Lee.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  4. Anonymous6:13 PM

    i love all of those men :) if mr. betmo weren't around- i would have my way with any and all of them :) no- probably not- but i can dream :)

    she-who-must-not-be-named- well i have nothing good to say about her- so i will say nothing.

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  5. Stef4:16 PM

    Worth every last one indeed.

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