Saturday, July 17

Thank the good lord Rick Santorum is BACK!

Tip for the GOP leadership: When the left wing blogosphere cheers as one of yours appears set to take the stage? Oh, wait, that's pretty much everybody you've got.**

Rick Santorum raised more money than Mike Huckabee last quarter.

And he's coming out with lefty political gold like this:

"[Obama] is detached from the American experience. He just doesn't identify with the average American because of his own background - Indonesia and Hawaii."

And of course, cruder and more creative minds than mine denoted that "santorum - n." refers to, well, poop and sperm and lubricant mixed together, the culmination of an erotic act.



**I laugh at the prospect of a Santorum presidency the exact same way we all did about George W. Bush in 2002. Sigh.

3 comments:

  1. that statement is funny coming from a guy(santorum) who, as far as i know-and he was my senator-never held a regular job in his whole life and still doesn't!

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  2. Cue Dan Savage in 3-2-1...

    -Doug in Oakland

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  3. By 2002 nobody was laughing? Except maybe Cheney and PNAC Enterprises INC.

    The queue of sanctimonious, greed-driven, self-righteous, sociopaths aren't even disguising their basic motivations.

    The nod and wink is "We'll cover you while you rape and pillage what's left. When it goes up in flames we can still blame the DFHs."

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