
Because this time he freshest smelling moist-flushable-neocon-wipe of Wall Street said,
"....Obama over-read his mandate in governing too far left."
There are no words, which is why I had to put up the poster again.
Watch this, Barbara! I'm going to give Newt here a woody using nothing but our armpits! Betcha that Elisabeth Hasselbeck can't do this! What's it like on The View to sit next to that right wing bag of scented tampons? Whoopi must be in a constant state of upchuck. Speaking of upchuck, isn't Callista late for the vomitorium? Uh, I gotta go now!
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One website suggested I purchase white fondant (Sure.), roll this out and with a sharp knife cut 39 (forever, Lizz!) Hello Kitty heads out. They also suggested I use mini M&M's (split in half to get the oblong shape, beyotch) for the eyes and nose. I am also supposed to dye some of the fondant pink and use a flower shape cutter to put by her ear. For the centre of the flower, I'm supposed to have 39 yellow mini M&Ms available, fucking A!
After assembling these, I am to wake up and realize I had spent two hours with mother fucking FONDANT. What the hell was I thinking? So then I made the cupcakes (just basic chocolate cake mix, because hey, why go over the top at this point?) and iced them with canned icing, dyed pink from the blood streaming from my eyes. I put my imaginary fondant Hello Kitty heads on top of the cupcakes, and finally gave up and just used Sharpie pen for the whiskers, because, fuck it.
They looked like shit and because of the Sharpie Pen, school paste, and blood they were completely inedible. I had to set fire to them, but that made them look like a kind of cool art installation, you know, Hello Kitty Cupcakes of Death. Perfect!