Wednesday, February 8

Some things are just plain wrong.

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And no I'm not just talking about everything that comes out of the mouth of our Attorney General.

1. Catholic Priest blesses a Hooters. Now see, it didn't take any time at all for Betty Friedan to roll over in her grave.

2. I swear I am not making this up. President Bush online prayer rally. You can sign up for a specific time to pray for the President. Brought to you by the latest addition to the blogroll, Don't floss with tinsel.

3. Help me out: which word in the following statement is the most wrong? Elton John executive producer of an ABC sitcom. (Tip of something tasty to Queerty.)

4. And you thought only Christians could be wacky? An Egyptian cleric has issued a fatwa declaring that "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage". Pat Robertson, eat your heart out!


Those that are right? The usual suspects:

Helen Thomas
Russ Feingold
Jimmy Carter.

Oh. Also Giblets and Fafnir.

I'm outta here until next week, relaxing and knitting with AL and akabini. Have a great time, kids. xoxo

9 comments:

  1. Forgive me Blue Gal, for I have sinned. I just discovered your blog today. I am slow to discover that which is cool; tis my curse.

    Thanks for the link, btw. Hope I don't disappoint.

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  2. That's okay, Tinsel. You'll find me much more forgiving than Oprah. Welcome to the party.

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  3. Repubelickin panties. Hah! Stick your elephant trunk in that.

    Enjoy your time off, Blue Gal.

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  4. If there's no nudity during sex, exactly how do they work around those burkas?

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  5. Well...I musta been Invalidated or at least Annulled a couple a thousand times then...


    Or for those poor drudges married against their will - If only they knew that *Nudity* was like SOOO much easier achieve an end to their enforced servitude than waiting for the "I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee."

    :-)

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  6. The Republican panties are very wrong.

    Is it just me, or did anyone else notice that the crotch looks gray?

    Maybe the Republicans are selling used panties. Gotta watch that bottom line, you know. Sell 'em while they're hot.

    Maybe that's what's under those burkas. A pretty good reason for a fatwa.

    Enjoy yourself on your hiatus.

    Hedgehog

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  7. For when you get back:

    I asked kristen to tag me in to this little game. I'll have to figure out later who I'll be tagging. Anyway, here are the rules:

    "The first player of this game starts with the topic, five weird habits, and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their five weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and link to their web journals."

    Got that?

    Consider yourself tagged.

    Enjoy your time off.

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  8. Babe panties with a GOP logo is more than wrong; it is a crime against nature.

    Enjoy your time off, Babe!

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  9. You've had your vay-kay. Time for more panty posts.

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