Mark Williams: "if we vote Democrat, that just hastens the day we disappear in a nuclear holocaust."
Norah O'Donnell: "We now have Karl Rove indicating that he is confident of a Republican victory in November."
Hannity: "[M]aking sure Nancy Pelosi doesn't become the [House] speaker" is "worth ... dying for"
I'm serious. If any more GOP smoke gets blown up my ass, I'll be floating to the pissed-off-planet of Pluto.