I don't often follow celebrity news. So trust me, the fact that I've actually heard about Christie Brinkley's divorce, in detail. is a sign that it's an extraordinarily noisy affair. "Don't Sugarcoat It's" are usually reserved for foul-mouthed bloggers, but I really gotta hand it to the court-appointed mental health professional in this case, who essentially said:
"you're both self-absorbed crazyheads putting the needs of your pathetic egos ahead of your children's welfare, in public."
Thank you for keeping it sweet, court-shrink.