Friday, December 15

BREAKING: Alabama Senator communes with the DEAD!

Actually, the Senator is not clairvoyant, he's just...well, he's so darn Jeff Sessions:

"An evidently distracted Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) spoke of communing with fallen troops. "I talk to those who've lost their lives, and they have that sense of duty and mission," he reported."

The man's name oughta be an adjective.


  1. well the King AKA the prez said last week in his speech that he talks to "dead Families" maybe he and Sessions can have some seances together....these dumasses will drive us ain't just the semantics either...

    ( ps still voting...)

  2. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Yuppers. According to, the exact quote was, "Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."

  3. Wow. Just, wow. I don't even know what to say. Jeffy is definitely NOT in the same reality with the rest of us. How long will it take Alabama's voters to figure out we have a stark raving lunatic representing us in the Senate?

  4. o my. well, someone had to take Shelley Chocula Whosis for nuttiest Congresscritter, i guess. -if- he's even in the top five, even with that.

    word verification: rhopmmm


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