Okay, let me get this straight. (NOT GAY! Is "not gay" the new black?)
A 74 year old retired pastor...
who looks like this...
Paid for no-tell motel sex?
With a hooker?
With blank forged checks?
And he's a Republican?!?
The fact that his name is "Coy Privette." A porn producer would reject that one as too obvious. Go read more somewhere else.
PS. Oh snap! He lost his job as President of the Christian Action League. Man, where can I get some Christian Action like he got?
Update: WELL WORTH THE LISTEN: The Unger Report on telling the kids about Republicans' "special friends."