Wednesday, September 26

memo to Speaker Pelosi

Dolce and Gabbana say the riding crop is the must-have accessory for fall. The fashion team at Blue Gal agrees, and thinks you should carry one on the floor of the House and put it to use on those Democrats who vote against the health interests of American children. After all, Madam Speaker, that is your job.

9 comments:

  1. Now you tell me. If I'd known, I would have been more careful and not lost my riding crop.

    Oh well, I lost my bull whip too.

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  2. If Nancy needs a new one I can provide her with a list of retailers.

    She better get out there and stop the madness now. As in right now.

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  3. Personally I like the 18 inch shoe horn carved from (?) horn that my grandmother brought back from Africa. It's most fun to watch other people's faces as they use their imagination regarding it and try to guess what they are thinking.

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  4. ... then the speaker could horn in if someone was voting the Wrong Way and right would be a shoe-in to triumph...

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  5. it appears that nothing will rein in those DINOs with respect to kids health and ad censuring....

    even designer whips

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  6. Oh sweet! I've got to get me one of them. The idiots in my office are in a world of trouble now.

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  7. You mean she's still alive? I thought she fell off the planet or was abducted by some anti-tax polygamist cult from Utah or something.

    Really. Where the fuck has she been the last month and a half?

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  8. In democratic countries which pratice party disipline,there is a publically paid for position,where one of each party's elected members is The Party House Whip.
    But that's just an expression. I think.

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  9. That makes a lot of sense - Blame Speaker Pelosi for the way the Republicans vote. Conflation, anyone?

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