Man, did the Republican Party's FUNERAL come and go and I didn't get an invite? Lou Dobbs last night shows a pic of Our Dear Leaker and the caption "When will the lying stop?" For real, somebody get a screenshot, please.
We lefty bloggers are influencing conversations between Kunty O'Bierne and Chris Mofo-er Matthews? Are you about to give up the blog? I. Don't. Think. So!
Best news of the day:
It appears the GOP hopes of unseating Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson rest with Katherine Harris.... [Tears of joy!]
State House Speaker Allan Bense today turned down the yearlong courting that came from the White House to the Governor's Mansion, saying he could not make what he considered a nearly two-decade commitment a seat in the Senate would require.
And then Feingold. mmmmwah!
I mean, even the American Idol voters are gonna vote Democratic this year, if only because they have to fill up their SUV's on the way to the polls. Fuckers.
I'm T minus 20 hours to my vacation. I will miss all of you more than you can possibly know. While I'm gone, we're going to have some fabulous guest bloggers (and the rest of you I will do this again before the end of summer I promise). The posting will be done by my favorite pirate. Be good, she has my permission to set her sword on any misbehavior.
In case you feel abandoned, think of the books I'm packing: Al Franken, Bill Maher, and some high-trashy romances, all for the blog, my dearies. xoxoxo