Thursday, October 6

But Howard, I got yer Salami riiight here....


Howard Dean said to MSNBC:

in the this case, I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called. He's got to go out there and say something about this woman who's going to a 20 or 30-year appointment, a 20 or 30-year appointment to influence America. We deserve to know something about her.

Actually, Howard, it's called sex the felafel. (Don't have hot coffee in your mouth when you click that linkie.)

Blue Gal readers who are doing the potty dance waiting for Karl Rove to get his indictment better prepare, too, for the Rapture. Blue Gal volunteers to be your spiritual guide through these tumultuous hours, when your smug disbelief gives way to halleujahs and Praise Jesus and thank you Lord! The scales will fall from your eyes, lefty bloggers, and you will see as you have never seen before, the divine hand in all things.

When this happens, Blue Gal prescribes the three B's of Christian leftie-ism:

1. Beck's Dark
2. Bach, preferably a Mass (this will keep your brain cells thinking, "Ah this is an intellectual thang)
3. Bookmark Blue Gal

You should also meditate on this image, even though it makes our Lord look like Jason Lee:




  1. OMG!!! Howard needs to check out the meaning of his slang before he makes comments. Hide the salami? What a hoot! But the visual picture of W and Harriet is just about enough to make me barf.

  2. He's just surrounded by smart girls who couldn't get a date, isn't he? I think they get their thrills just by the occasional arm-brushing. It's pitiful.


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