from MotivationalBuck.com
The lovely text on this motivational poster reads: "If you can fuck an entire country in the ass, not even give them the benefit of a reacharound, and still get them to thank you for it, then you sir, are the man."
h/t to Hey Jenny Slater.
Yeah, yeah, Doug, I know. There I go giving anal a bad name again...
Up the ass, no reacharound, and not wearing a condom... bastard!
ReplyDeleteand lousy to boot!
ReplyDeleteSince I too got fucked, can I trade my tax cut for a poster?
ReplyDeleteJust *one* country? I count at least three, and laying the groundwork for #4...
ReplyDeleteI would also submit to you that the ability to extract an apology from someone you just shot in the face is a similarl impressive display of leadership albeit on a much smaller scale.
ReplyDeleteI stand in awe of anyone who works so quickly and dexterously. I would still be enjoying the reacharound.
ReplyDeleteI knew hollywood cowboys could make it to the Whitehouse, but - now how does the President know what is real and what is 'not'?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind so much, except he's so damned homely. And, spit for a lubricant? So déclassé.
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