Saturday, June 24

"Yeah, but will it help me meet girls?"

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The "I'm Blogging" bumpersticker on your car could label you an unsafe driver.

But the "I'm Blogging" bumpersticker on your laptop at the wifi coffeehouse marks you as a cutting edge future-guest-on-the-Sunday-talking-heads-shows celebrity in training!

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"Oooh, are you a blogger?"

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Yeah, I'm calling Dick Cheney a fascist. Obvious but way fun. Wanna watch?


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"'Keep your panties on.' That's too funny! You're cute. Let's get out of here."*

*Results atypical.

10 comments:

  1. *Results atypical.

    I know...I know....

    [weeps quietly to self]


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  2. I’ve learned to be a defensive driver, and it’s the girls that worry me the most, even if they aren’t DWB (Driving While Blogging). Those gals who are FWB are a menace on the highways….and FWB isn’t what you may be thinking. It stands for Farding While Driving.

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  3. I have found women (and men, but that's another issue altogether) who think that smart/blogging is sexy.

    90% of them don't look like Britney Spears or the latest blonde media sensation, but I pose a question to all of ye out here...

    How many of you would truly be satisfied with a person who isn't capable of speaking in words of more than two syllables?

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  4. ready freddie2:49 PM

    I'm with Kevin. The I'm Blogging sticker would (will, BG) be to attract other bloggers, men and women, to conversation, not to attract expensive, self-involved, bimbos to bed, as if I could. I'm too old (and wise, I hope,) to weep over it.

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  5. Hey I just came 2 u via peripetia. I'm a left wing uk politics, news,sport etc blogger. Come 2 my blog if u want and comment. Self publicisation out of the way, two questions. How do you get the i'm blogging sticker and where did you get your template from. Cheers from frustrated.

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  6. Mug and sticker designed by my friend Akabini on InDesign by Adobe software on her lovely mac in her lovely studio by her lovely self. Then exported to cafepress.com/BlueGal, which is where you can order the swag. Hope that answers your questions, you can always email me at bluegalsblogATgmailDOTcom.

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  7. As you know BG, the panties for me are in the way of full disclosure. Isn't that, afterall, the goal? -Governmentally speaking that is. :>)

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  8. But sometimes a manly man needs an expensive, self-involved bimbo to warm his bed.

    heh heh

    'Bimbo' always cracks me up. It was the name of my grandparents' standard poodle.

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  9. I wanna T-shirt that says that, so I can show that I'm part of the "IN" crowd. You know, one of the COOL kids. -JJ

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  10. We're working on T-shirts JJ and will have something in the fall. Thanks. -BG

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