For loads of fun this Sunday, look in the mirror and say the following quotes with a straight face. Click on the numbers for background, if you dare...
1. "I'm a fourteen year old girl. I blog about my cat."
2. "As a former Washington intern- yes, THAT kind of intern- I have often been accused of dating more than my share of men. So I'm writing a novel about my exploits, a Roman à Clef chronicling the sex lives and egos of the ubiquitous young political hacks (and those of us who love them!)"
3. "I believe Saddam Hussein's WMDs are now in the hands of Hezbollah."