wear 'em to court, baby
Don't know if you'd noticed, but the NYFT lists the ticket price to Madonna at Madison Square Garden at $359.50 per ticket. Those aren't great seats either. Row 3 is, according to one website, going for $2200 a ticket.
Now for that, Blue Gal and twenty-two lucky readers (not that I'm offering, but still) could all go to a NYC Flaming Lips concert. While I've never heard their music, the lead singer is apparently handing out vibrating panties to fans at his concerts.
[Lead Singer Wayne] Coyne said he plans to give fans a climatic experience by activating the novelty knickers via remote control from onstage. Unlike other artists, Coyne says he doesn't just dream about giving thousands of women simultaneous pleasure — he does something about it.
Okay, but why are guys interested pleasuring multiple partners always named Wayne?