Panties from a friend...

As many of you know, in order to provide my readers with the best in novelty panties, I do plenty of Google and Dogpile image searches. Inevitably, I must scroll through untold numbers of porn images: wet panties, dirty panties, girls sucking on panties, hot Latino anal panty action, etc. Oh, I'm getting search engine hits already: thanks for the tip, Doug.

But there are two ways to avoid such smut. The trick is to include in the panties search, "sales" "order form" "discount" and "novelty". That filters out most of the unshaven (and yes, I do mean the girls' armpits and upper lip) internet porn sites. One time after buying some panties of my own (and believe me, the lingerie sales lady can tell a beige cotton brief customer at fifty paces) I tried searching for "panties" plus "pack of 3." That got me some appropriate images, but also one or two triple penetration sites. (I think that act, in practice, is not nice, as the poor girl should be allowed to catch her breath at least.)

The second way is to let satirical right wing Christian websites send you images of the panties they have for sale in support of their divine and sacred mission, which of course includes unwavering support for one Senator Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania.

I am happy to pimp bring you the Conservatives for American Values thong:


order here and save your soul

The sacred image of Rev. Herman B. Hayes along with the words "Think Twice" is guaranteed to reduce sinful activity (sure would put me off my feed) and curb wanton motives. Their Cafepress store also features a really neato button "We do it Santorum style", as well as the "homo-insurgent" and "Guerrilla Sodomite" shirts.

A few of you know that I comment at CFAV frequently, and I have to tell you it is the most difficult writing I do. How hard it is to keep your tongue in your cheek while both swallowing conservative dogma and laughing until it really, really hurts. I almost feel like one of those triple penetration girls, except CFAV only has two contributors, not counting Rick Santorum. And they would never.