Tuesday, March 11
Another very special message for John Amato
I want you to know how much I enjoy writing for your blog...and...well, I think there's something I need to tell you. I don't know why I haven't said anything before, but here goes:
I'm fucking Al Franken.
Oh, and Keith Olbermann, too.
I'm fucking Russ Feingold.
No, I don't mind if I do!
I'm fucking Bob Schieffer
(Okay, we do it on the phone).
But I'm not fucking James Carville,
So Matalin, leave me alone!
I'm fucking Jon Stewart.
But I don't take this too far.
I'm not fucking Chris Matthews,
and I'm not fucking Bill Maher.
And of course, I'm fucking Stephen Colbert. But you knew that.
Happy Birthday, John honey. xoxo
Disclaimer: I've never actually met John. Honored to be a part of his award winning team, though. Which means Duncan and Markos are shit-outta-luck in more ways than one. ;)
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