Paul and Storm, "The Way Too Early Christmas Song."
...Halloween was yesterday
And winter’s still a ways away
But try to tell that to the folks down at the mall
Inside’s a winter wonderland
I’m sorry, I don’t understand
‘cause mistletoe on Veteran’s Day seems wrong...
I know you need to satisfy your investors
But couldn’t you wait at least until the Savior’s third trimester?
Paul and Storm are panties COLLECTORS so I know they'll appreciate the mistletoe thong shown, ahem.
bestest panties yet! merry slurpy, everybody!
ReplyDeleteAnd given the current state of economic affairs, it's going to be a long, blue pre-xmas season. But the after xmas sales will be amazing!
ReplyDeleteI'm all for kissing under the mistletoe and all that, but isn't that holly? Holly is all prickly and would poke a person right in the lips. Ouch.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice that the mistletoe is on the front. It would be a whole 'nother thing if it was on the back.
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