Tuesday, September 8
Stuff my kids say
There's a very funny and popular Twitter account called Shitmydadsays. Whether it's a real dad or made up it's very well-written and you WILL laugh your butt off.
I'm thinking I may need to start a 'stuff my kids say' hashtag:
10 yo: "Mom, we have five billion years until the sun burns out. We'd better use those five billion years wisely."
5 yo: "Mom, whatever you do, don't stick your hair in the toilet."
7 yo: "Mom, can we get...[many attempts at pronounciation] mistletoe? I want to kiss somebody."
5 yo, when a guest sat too close to the paper and crayons: "Don't ruin my art!"
10 yo again: "Mom, you have NO IDEA what I put up with from living with those two sisters of mine."