Thursday, November 12

Is It Me, Or Does the Rain have a Distinct Scent of Ammonia?

Dear Real Estate Industry:

Please don't try to tell me that your 4320 square foot, 4 bedroom, 3 1/2 bath, 3 car garage, half million dollar house waaaay out in a brand spankin' new subdivision (And it's got the crown molding, don't forget the crown molding!) will somehow reduce my carbon footprint.

Cuz really, when you do that? The acid rain smells like piss to me.

That said, your bland denial of truth is impressive. Have you considered running for Congress?


  1. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Marketing people have no shame. They glom onto any "hot" word to use to their advantage.


  2. If there's anything I hate more than being lied to, it's being lied to by someone whose intention is to fleece me.

  3. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Well as long as the house you are moving out of is 5,000 sq ft or more, then they are not lying at all. And really, who doesn't have at least one home that is over 5,000 sq ft, why it would be almost impossible for this not to be true.

    Tah, off to the polo match.

  4. Anonymous12:19 PM

    well, it definitely adds to the fugly footprint, and there is a lot of fugly out there in american homes.



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