alternate takes: replace Andy with Bob Dylan. replace Still Standing with a Farmers Almanac. Caption it "Blonde on Blonde?...Ya Don't Need a Wevvaman ta Know Which Way da Wind Blows" or People Magazine and "20 years of homeschoolin' and dey putcha on da day shift"
I really like the 15 minutes one because I am so tired of Ms. Prejean, but. I really really like Dick Van Patten, so I'll vote for the 8 is enough (though in the case of Ms. Prejean, maybe she'd be nicer if she indulged more often.)
Being an Andy Warhol fan, I have to vote for that one, although I think Andy would try (successfully) to cast her in one of his movies to star with Holly Woodlawn in some sort of Girls Gone Bad kinda epic tale.
It's hard to choose between the first two. They both have wonderful virtues. So, I won't.
What cracked me up, though, and wanted to say is that calling her book Still Standing is really absurd and makes me think of the difficult time it must have been for her to adjust to standing up straight after those implants. Gimme a break.
(Still Laying on My Back may have been more apropos if I were inclined to think she should be ashamed for sex acts, but it's just too easy to think that way about someone who thinks she has the moral perpitude to say what is right or wrong for others to do.)
FWIW, this woman is irritating. Even making fun of her is something I am not interested in. Yeah, over the past 2 weeks she has gotten a ton of coverage, but what does that say about new reporters/readers? Shiny objects? Cats and string? You know I am one of those many, many people who adores you for who you are. Carrie, not so much.
my vote: Andy and his 15 minutes, just because I'm past ready for it to be true.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Andy Warhol.
ReplyDeleteMe, too. She's past her 15 seconds.
ReplyDelete(Love your work, btw.)
I like the 8 is enough.
ReplyDeletealternate takes: replace Andy with Bob Dylan. replace Still Standing with a Farmers Almanac. Caption it "Blonde on Blonde?...Ya Don't Need a Wevvaman ta Know Which Way da Wind Blows"
or People Magazine and "20 years of homeschoolin' and dey putcha on da day shift"
Gotta go with the third one.
ReplyDelete(all three are great, though)
Andy Warhol gets my vote...
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Andy Warhol, but a special prize goes to the 3rd.
ReplyDeletethey are all great
ReplyDeletei vote Andy
I go for the third one. Both Palin and Prejean make me giggle. It's too bad you can't throw in Lou Dobbs and balloon boy's dad.
ReplyDeleteI really like the 15 minutes one because I am so tired of Ms. Prejean, but. I really really like Dick Van Patten, so I'll vote for the 8 is enough (though in the case of Ms. Prejean, maybe she'd be nicer if she indulged more often.)
ReplyDeletemy vote: Andy Warhol, Prejean is now the face of conservative hypocrisy, stick a fork in her (or whatever) she's done.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I would have to go with Andy Warhol on this one. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteRight as she holds up her book. Yikes!
Being an Andy Warhol fan, I have to vote for that one, although I think Andy would try (successfully) to cast her in one of his movies to star with Holly Woodlawn in some sort of Girls Gone Bad kinda epic tale.
ReplyDeleteOr epic tail.
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Tengrain
Tengrain,
ReplyDeleteSadly, oh so true. But please would you stop trying to take away from my righteous indignation?
Thanks.
Yeah, I'm gonna go wif Andy.
ReplyDeleteWhile the Warhol one is very true, I'm going with the Dick Van Patten one. It cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteAndy, totally Andy.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to choose between the first two. They both have wonderful virtues. So, I won't.
ReplyDeleteWhat cracked me up, though, and wanted to say is that calling her book Still Standing is really absurd and makes me think of the difficult time it must have been for her to adjust to standing up straight after those implants. Gimme a break.
(Still Laying on My Back may have been more apropos if I were inclined to think she should be ashamed for sex acts, but it's just too easy to think that way about someone who thinks she has the moral perpitude to say what is right or wrong for others to do.)
Thanks. Mimi-rant over.
FWIW, this woman is irritating. Even making fun of her is something I am not interested in. Yeah, over the past 2 weeks she has gotten a ton of coverage, but what does that say about new reporters/readers? Shiny objects? Cats and string? You know I am one of those many, many people who adores you for who you are. Carrie, not so much.
ReplyDeleteIs that Andy Warhol or a week old dead Chris Matthews?
ReplyDeleteWriter's Workshop is the one for me!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the Andy Warhol, and please, let it be true!
ReplyDeleteI gotta go with Eight is Enough.
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