I applaud your concept, it like giving a gift to UNICEF for Xmas.
However at some point will Valentines day be renamed: National Put Out Day.
It seems if a woman receives some cheap trinket she is obliged to engage in sexual congress with the male of the species.
This hearkens back to old conundrum when a man asks a woman if she will sleep with him for a Million dollars, she replies in the affirmative, he then ask if she will have sex for 1 dollar, she replies negatively by stating "what to take me for". "Madam we have established what you are, now we are negotiating price."
Don't forget the converse of that, OG, National "if my man forgets I'll kill him" Day. That's the meme I've seen on advertising this year more than others. "Oh God, if I don't come home with the chocolate, I might as well say my prayers, she'll go all postal on me."
It's such a silly artificial holiday. I don't know any couples, who really and truly love each other, who give it much attention.
I applaud your concept, it like giving a gift to UNICEF for Xmas.
ReplyDeleteHowever at some point will Valentines day be renamed:
National Put Out Day.
It seems if a woman receives some cheap trinket she is obliged to engage in sexual congress with the male of the species.
This hearkens back to old conundrum when a man asks a woman if she will sleep with him for a Million dollars, she replies in the affirmative, he then ask if she will have sex for 1 dollar, she replies negatively by stating "what to take me for". "Madam we have established what you are, now we are negotiating price."
Fuck Hallmark days
OG
Don't forget the converse of that, OG, National "if my man forgets I'll kill him" Day. That's the meme I've seen on advertising this year more than others. "Oh God, if I don't come home with the chocolate, I might as well say my prayers, she'll go all postal on me."
ReplyDeleteIt's such a silly artificial holiday. I don't know any couples, who really and truly love each other, who give it much attention.
Was that Pachelbel Canon In D I heard in the background? *G*
ReplyDeleteVery clever concept . . . . sex sells, still, I guess.