Friday, October 2
David Letterman's Training Session
Sanford, Vitter, and Ensign need two hours in a Powerpoint presentation on "How to Deal with Your Sex Scandal" with Dave. The slides include, 1. You might lose your job, and probably should. 2. Get a sense of humor. 3. Don't be an effin' hypocrite.
Do it like this:
The things you don't do are:
Decide to be the point person to criticize ACORN and prostitution. (Vitter)
Break the law in order to make your staffer, who is also your mistress's husband go away. (Ensign)
And above all, you boys, don't belong to a political party that thinks abstinence only education health policy is a good idea.
'Cause that's a joke. And it isn't funny.
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